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Said Hamlet to Ophelia I ll draw a sketch o

Said Hamlet to Ophelia
I""ll draw a sketch of thee
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

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Say Bazonka every day That s what my grandma

Say Bazonka every day
That""s what my grandma used to say
It keeps at bay the Asian Flu""
And both your elbows free from glue.
So ......

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Things that go bump in the night Should n

Things that go ""bump"" in the night
Should not really give one a fright.
It""s the hole in each ear
That lets in the fear
That ......

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Elephants are contagious Be careful how you

Elephants are contagious!
Be careful how you tread.
An Elephant that""s been trodden on
Should be confined to bed!

Leopards ......

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I cannot and I will not No I cannot lov

I cannot
and I will not
No I cannot love you less
Like the flower to the butterfly
The corsage to the dress

She turns ......

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