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i love the sea i love the rocks but

I love the sea I love the rocks but when I see you I need to puke !.......

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why do men fart more often than women

Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.........

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if you did not have any feet would y

If you did not have any feet would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!.......

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will we play the hulk together??

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!.......

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you have the face of a saint a sain

You have the face of a saint...a Saint Bernard!.......

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